Funny Balloon Butt Guy 3D Personalized All-Occasion Card


  • Details
    Our funny 3D Balloon Fart Man personalized all-occasion card is sure to surprise and delight any of your friends, family members and coworkers.

    Really more gift than card, our personalized all-occasion card with funny 3D balloon fart man is unique, funny, yet affordable. It can be adapted to fit any occasion - birthdays, thank you, get well, thinking of you, miss you, etc. - or no occasion at all. You decide.

    You know that if it were at all possible, guys all over the planet would be blowing up balloons with their ass - just for the bragging rights. Balloon sales would skyrocket - there'd be balloons everywhere - and helium would be a thing of the past because men would swear by the superior quality of "homemade" balloons. Oh and it would definitely become a competitive sport.

    Our funny 3D Balloon Fart man is all-occasion card that offers the following:

    * Our balloon says, "Happy Birthday". Yours can say any greeting, providing it fits, so the shorter the better!

    * We will print your additional message on a separate card.

    * A handwritten To and From tag is also included.

    * It is packaged in an adorable gable box with shredded paper and our version of confetti, those color-and-theme cardstock cutouts as illustrated in
    the photo to suit whatever occasion it is.

    * Our 3D greeting card Balloon guy measures approximately 4.75"x2.75" at its widest point.

    * It is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. The balloon is raised slightly with a small wire spring.

    * A wood stand allows the guy and his butt and balloon to be proudly displayed for all to witness the glory.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.