Funny, Personalized Farting Male or Female 3D All-Occasion Card - 4 versions


  • Details
    Surprise & delight your friends, coworkers and family members with our funny, personalized farting male or female all-occasion greeting card. The gift that keeps giving! Makes the perfect desk accessory.

    Since we can print anything you want, AND you can pick either male or female with bare or jean-clad booty, this funny, personalized farting male or female 3D card can be sent for any holiday or occasion - or no occasion at all except to reach out and touch someone's heart strings - or funny bone! It's more gift than card. The perfect keepsake or desk ornament!

    Ahhh, the eloquent, articulate fart. There's so many things it can say! Some suggestions: 1) Happy Birthday; 2) I love you; 3) Thinking of you; 4)Miss you; 5) Goodbye, Felicia; 6) Wassup or Wazzuuup; 7) Get well soon; etc. Anything you want as long as your message does not to exceed 26 characters. Everything is better in a butt fart!

    Our 3D All-Occasion Card with Farting Male or Female features the following:
    *Your choice of male or female farter
    *Your choice of jean-clad or bare booty
    *Your choice of "dialogue" in the fart bubble
    *Your choice of whether you want an additional attached sign that reads, "My butt would like a word *with you."
    *Your personal message to be printed on a separate card
    *A handwritten To & From gift tag
    *3D figure is handmade using 2 layers of 110lb cardstock with foam mounting and wood stand. The fart bubble is a third layer that is elevated slightly with a wire spring.
    *Figure is packaged in an adorable gable box with shredded paper and our version of confetti - those color-and-theme-coordinated cardstock cutouts like flowers, laughing mouths, etc.
    *They vary slightly in size, but measure approximately 4 1/2" x 3".
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.