Personalized Male Kiss my ass, kiss my ass desk sign, all-occasion card, funny gag gift, coworker gift, girlfriend gift, friend gift, custom


  • Details

    Our funny, handmade, personalized kiss this man's butt 3D all-occasion greeting card is really unique and makes a great gift for any of your friends, family members or coworkers. More gift than card, it's the perfect desk mascot or accessory. He's the gift that keeps giving!

    Our 3D kiss this hunky man's booty all-occasion card features:
    * your choice of two versions: one G-rated with undies and the other "plumber friendly" with butt crack on display. Both versions show a big red arrow with the words, "Kiss This" pointing to some pouty lips on our guy's butt.

    * You have the option of a brief message that will be printed in a dialogue bubble or caption box attached to the figure with wire. Our example says, "Pucker Up."

    * It's handmade with two layers of 110lb cardstock and foam mounting. A third layer is the hunk's booty, which is attached with a wire spring giving it just a wee bit of a "wobble."

    * It measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2 1/4" at it's widest point.

    * It's Personalized: comes with a separate card that can be printed with your message and specific greeting (birthday, thank you, get well, etc.) Please let us know if you'd like any further personalization, and we will endeavor to accommodate your request.

    * It comes with a handwritten To & From gift tag that is attached to the outside of the gable box in which he is package
    includes shredded tissue and our version of confetti - those color-and-theme-coordinated-cardstock cutouts (like arrows, flowers and lips)

    You've got to admit that the phrase "Kiss my Ass" (or "Kiss This!") is incredibly versatile and always seems to be one of the preferred "go-to" phrases - suitable for both friends or foes - for all sorts of circumstances. Sometimes funny, other times, not so much! No matter what, you have to admit that the butt is indeed a powerful orator - which makes it just perfect for The Last Word, Bish!
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.