FRIENDS, FAMILY & COWORKERS WILL LAUGH WHEN THEY SEE OUR 3D KISS THIS HUNKY MAN'S BOOTY GREETING CARD, GAG GIFT, DESK ORNAMENT.
Our funny, handmade, personalized kiss this man's butt 3D all-occasion greeting card is really unique and makes a great gift for any of your friends, family members or coworkers. More gift than card, it's the perfect desk mascot or accessory. He's the gift that keeps giving!
Our 3D kiss this hunky man's booty all-occasion card features:
* your choice of two versions: one G-rated with undies and the other "plumber friendly" with butt crack on display. Both versions show a big red arrow with the words, "Kiss This" pointing to some pouty lips on our guy's butt.
* You have the option of a brief message that will be printed in a dialogue bubble or caption box attached to the figure with wire. Our example says, "Pucker Up."
* It's handmade with two layers of 110lb cardstock and foam mounting. A third layer is the hunk's booty, which is attached with a wire spring giving it just a wee bit of a "wobble."
* It measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2 1/4" at it's widest point.
* It's Personalized: comes with a separate card that can be printed with your message and specific greeting (birthday, thank you, get well, etc.) Please let us know if you'd like any further personalization, and we will endeavor to accommodate your request.
* It comes with a handwritten To & From gift tag that is attached to the outside of the gable box in which he is package
includes shredded tissue and our version of confetti - those color-and-theme-coordinated-cardstock cutouts (like arrows, flowers and lips)
You've got to admit that the phrase "Kiss my Ass" (or "Kiss This!") is incredibly versatile and always seems to be one of the preferred "go-to" phrases - suitable for both friends or foes - for all sorts of circumstances. Sometimes funny, other times, not so much! No matter what, you have to admit that the butt is indeed a powerful orator - which makes it just perfect for The Last Word, Bish!