Kiss my Ass Stand Up Greeting Card in a Box, Personalized, Two Versions, funny gag gift, coworker gift, Friend gift, funny desk ornament


  • Details
    Make someone's day with our Female Kiss My Ass (Kiss This) Personalized stand-up All-Occasion Greeting Card. Not your typical card, this one comes packaged in a clear PVC box. in a PVC box with your personalized card on the back. (See below for details.)

    Our girl comes in two different versions. Both are bending over and sticking out their booties. One is clad in a pair of jeans, while the other has dropped hers to reveal a bare butt. G-Rated vs. PG. They both send the same message: "Kiss this!" with a set of pouty red lips.

    How can you NOT laugh if you're the recipient of such a generous gift?!

    We figure there are a few kinds of people who this might appeal to: 1. Those for whom "kiss my ass" is kind of a go-to phrase. This person may even accompany the statement by sticking out their own butt. Sure, it could be considered slightly juvenile, but don't judge. It's also known to make some of us (okay, me) laugh. 2.) Those who really don't often throw around the phrase, but will occasionally make an exception for those special people who are so deserving! ; and 3) those in work in customer service or for a difficult boss, and just really need a desk mascot, a companion to make it through the day!

    Our girls can be sent on any occasion. Each comes with a card that fits in an small envelope that is attached to the back of the box in which we package your stand-up greeting card. We can leave it blank or print a message of your choice, of course space permitting. Keep in mind that the card is small and space is limited. What's great is that the envelope happens to be the perfect size for a gift card.

    Either version comes packaged in a 4 by 4 inch clear PVC box with white shred. It's about 2 inches high. You have the option of including 3 ounces (approximately 18 pieces) of Hershey Chocolate Kisses for additional fee.

    They're made with multiple layers of card stock and foam mounting. They sit on a wood stand. They each measure approximately 2 by 3 1/2 inches.

    *It is handmade using two layers of 110lb cardstock with foam mounting on a wood stand and measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2 3/4" at the widest point.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.