Funny Keychain, Large Stuffed Fish, Unique Gift, Christmas Stocking Stuffer, gift for friend, gift for coworker, gag gift, gift for mom



  • Details
    This is one funny keychain! It reads, "Where the fuck are my keys?" It's so large that it's almost impossible to lose!

    Makes a great gift, whether for a birthday or a holiday like Christmas, or no occasion at all - maybe just because you have friends and family members who have trouble keeping track of their keys!!

    It's made from a soft polyester fabric that has sublimation printing of a fish, specifically a carp. It has been stuffed with a polyester filling. It measures approximately 7 1/2 inches in length and 4 inches at its widest point. We wrap your fish keychain in what else but white butcher paper that reads, "Carp - 7 ounces" just as if you purchased it at the fish market.

    If this is a gift, let us know if you'd like a separate card to be printed with your personal message.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.

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