MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle, Unique Gift, Gag Gift, Gift for coworker, friends, brother,

$14.99

  • Details
    Finally, a G-Rated Dick in a Bottle! You can safely send him to all of your friends, family members, and coworkers! He says, "The name is Richard," but we all know that a Dick is a Dick! Of course, he can have any caption you'd like.

    Our funny stand-up figurine - we call him Dick - is not just a unique greeting card, he's a gift and a keepsake. The perfect item to display on anyone's desk - because again, not X-rated!

    Dick - or Richard, as he prefers to be called - comes with a separate card in which we will print whatever message you would like. He also comes with a handwritten To and From gift tag.

    Dick in a Bottle is made using several layers of card stock with foam mounting. He measures approximately 4 1/2 inches by 1 1/2" at his widest point. His depth is less than a quarter inch. The bottle in which he is housed is plastic with a cork and removable bottom; it measures approximately 7 1/2 inches in height.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.