Funny Unisex Face Mask, "Calm the Fuck Down!" in French , Reusable Polyester Mask with Filter Pocket, Adjustable Ear Loops and Nose, Gift


Shipping to United States: $3.99
  • Details
    Our funny black unisex face mask features a splash of watercolor and the French words, "Fant se calmer, putain!" The English translation? Calm the fuck down. Unless someone speaks French, it's your little secret!

    This makes a great gift for men and women alike, friends and family members, for birthdays or other occasions.

    Our polyester mask is washable; and thanks to its adjustable nose wire and elastic ear bands, it will fit most people really nicely. It also features a pocket for you to insert either a folded napkin or a coffee filter if you'd like, providing another level of protection. It definitely combines fashion with function and is sure to become a favorite.

    As with most face masks that are not N95, this product is intended to be used as an accessory. The product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
    • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)
    • Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
    • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
    • Pocket for a filter or napkin
    • Washable and reusable
    • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China

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  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    5-8 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.