Funny Gnome Valentine's Day Message in a Bottle, Cute Valentine Card, Valentine's Day Gift, Valentine for friend, lover


  • Details
    Who wouldn't love to receive an adorable gnome in a bottle, It's romantic and a great keepsake for your special someone - something they can display long after Valentine's Day has passed.

    You have your choice of one of the following, which is printed on a separate card:

    #1: Gnomebody is going to be my Valentine this year! It's okay; I can get my own damn chocolate!"
    #2: I'm GNOMEBODY without you! Happy Valentine's Day!
    #3 : your own message

    Also included is a handwritten To and From gift tag.l Please provide names.

    Also, you get to pick which label you prefer:
    #1 Message in a Bottle
    #2 Happy Valentine's Day

    You may opt to purchase a Valentine's Day balloon for a small additional fee. There are three styles from which to choose.

    #1 Self-Inflating 4" Red Heart Balloons. Perfect to add to your 3D Valentine's Day greeting card. Easy to inflate! Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes 8" plastic stick. $3.50
    #2 Self-Inflating 3 3/4" assorted balloons. Easy to inflate. Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes a gold cord, but no stick. $2.50 We choose design.
    #3 Air-inflated red plastic heart with goofy face. $1.75 We choose which expression.

    We also offer 3 ounces of Hershey Chocolate Kisses (about 18 pieces) that are packaged in a Valentine-themed plastic bag tied with red curling ribbon.

    Our bottle with cork top is plastic and measures approximately 7 1/2 inches and has a removable bottom. A fabric heart is tied to the bottle with curled ribbon.

    The gnome itself is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. It measures approximately 5 1/2" x 1 1/2" at its widest point. It is less than 1/2 inch thick. A third layer of card stock is used for the hat and beard. The three red sequin hearts are attached with wire. Also included in the bottom of the bottle are red sequined hearts. The gnome beard is lightly glittered, and the hat is outlined in an iridescent red.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.