Funny French Coffee Mug, Calm the Fuck Down in French on Coffee or Tea Cup with Black Trim, Funny Gift, Birthday Gift, Gift for Friend

$20.40 $24.00

Shipping to United States: $6.99
  • Details
    Our funny ceramic coffee mug has a splash of purple and blue watercolor with a message in French: Faut se calmer, putain! on both sides of the cup. In the center is the translation: Calm the fuck down! Not only does the added detailing of a black rim, handle and inside provide a lovely accent, but it is dishwasher and microwave safe and holds a whopping 11 ounces of fluid.

    It makes a great gift - whether for yourself or a friend or family member, for a birthday or holiday or no special occasion. Sure to become a favorite - especially for the office. Something funny that'll make someone laugh is always a great way to go during this difficult time.

    • Ceramic
    • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
    • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • White print area
    • Color rim, inside, and handle
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-5 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.