Gnome Valentine Pandemic Postcards, Funny Gnome Valentine Greetings From Hell, Funny Valentines for Friends and Family, Cute Gnome


  • Details
    These cute and funny gnome Valentine Greetings from Hell postcards are perfect for our new alternate reality. Send them to friends and family members. They're not only a great way to tell someone you're thinking of them - and to make them smile - but also to support the post office! There's room on the back for a short message - and for the name and mailing address.

    Even though there are three different options, there are really just two different designs and two versions of one caption. The captions for 2a and 2b you will note are very similar. You choose the ones you prefer, whether it's one design or all three. You can pick any number from 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 or 12

    #1 - I'm Gnomebody without you!
    #2a - Gnomebody is going to be my Valentine this year. It's okay. There's always chocolate.
    #2b - Gnomebody is going to be my Valentine this year. It's okay. I can get my own damn chocolate.

    Please note that the red is a little muted to match the red on the gnomes.

    These measure 6"x4", just like a standard postcard. They are printed on matted cardstock.

    Email us with any questions or problems. Let us know if you'd like some other message instead of the choices above.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.