Funny Valentine Postcard Assortment, Pandemic Valentine Postcards, Greetings from Hell, Cute Valentine's Day Cards for Friends and Family


  • Details
    These funny Valentine Greetings from Hell postcards are perfect for our new alternate reality. Send them to friends and family members. They're not only a great way to tell someone you're thinking of them - and to make them smile - but also to support the post office! There's room on the back for a short message - and for the name and mailing address.

    You choose the ones you like. There are a total of 10. You can pick a group of 5, 6, 8 or 10. You can choose just one design or all of them.

    #1 - Butt Girl, "Yep, I made you a Valentine!"
    #2 - Butt Boy - "You're welcome!"
    #3 - Pandemic Conversation Hearts
    #4 - Grimace
    #5 - Cupid
    #6 - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, this pandemic sucks, & so do you!
    #7 - cupcake - "With the pandemic, I think this is the closest I'm gonna get to true love."
    #8 - Crazy - "Before the pandemic, I was so normal. Oh, right. That was someone else."
    #9 - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, this pandemic sucks, & I'm missing you!
    #10 - cupcake, "My new significant other."

    These are made of cardstock, and are - for the most part - either red and white or pink and white. They measure approximately 4 inches by 6 inches.

    Please make sure your numbers add up and that you have indicated your preferences.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.