Holiday Cards, Etc.

Funny Christmas Isolation Postcards, Cute Santa Dinosaur Postcards for Friends and Family, Quarantine Christmas Postcards, Xmas Cannabis


$5.95

  • Details
    These funny quarantine-themed Christmas Greetings from Hell postcards feature your choice of 8 different versions of 3 basic designs: a dinosaur with Santa cap ( one has a poinsettia wreath, one with a candy cane, and the third with a mistletoe wreath), a dinosaur with a Santa cap smoking a doobie (your choice of dialogue bubble), and a cannabis wreath (with either a single bow, doobies or masks, toilet paper and doobies) These are perfect for our new alternate reality. A great, inexpensive way to reach out to all of your friends and family members during the holidays and make them smile - while supporting your local post office! There's room on the back for a short message - and for the name and mailing address.

    Please note: Personalization is available for an extra $3.00. We will add your personal message - space allowing - on the back of the card, for example "Miss you! The Wheelers" or maybe "Thinking of you! Alex ". We will also print your return address in the space provided if you'd like. You may have to email us with the additional information. Please be on standby just in case we have any questions.

    You choose whichever ones you would like, whether it be an assortment or all one design.
    #1 Dinosaur with Santa cap and poinsettia wreath
    #2 Dinosaur with Santa cap and candy cane
    #3 Dinosaur with Santa cap and mistletoe wreath
    #4 Dinosaur with Santa cap, giant cannabis doobie & a dialogue bubble that reads, "Ho, Ho, Ho" (You can pick something else for the caption as long as it is short and will fit the space)
    (That's smoke he's blowing out of his mask!)
    #5 Dinosaur with Santa cap, giant cannabis doobie & a dialogue bubble that reads, "Ha, Ha, Ha" (You can pick something else for the caption as long as it is short and will fit the space)
    (That's smoke he's blowing out of his mask!)
    #6 Cannabis wreath with bows and doobies
    #7 Cannabis wreath with just one bow and candy canes
    #8 Cannabis wreath with doobies, toilet paper and masks

    You have your choice of six or twelve in any combination of the above.

    Please make sure your numbers add up and that you have indicated your preferences.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.