Isolation Birthday Best Fishes, Funny Birthday Fish with Face Mask, Quarantine Birthday


  • Details
    This is our popular Best Fishes for a Happy Birthday - isolation style. Look closely and you'll see dour fish is wearing a face mask. Attached to his tail are hand sanitizer and toilet paper cardstock tags. He can be hung or sit on a desk or bookshelf with his wood stand. He comes with a personalized fish tag and is wrapped in white butcher paper. While our face mask examples read, "6 Ft. Asshole" and "Get the Fuck Away," we can put your own special message - as long as it's short enough to fit the space. He measures less than 8 inches in length and about 4 inches at his widest point.

    Make your friends and loved ones laugh with this birthday card/gift rolled into one that they will keep for years to come.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.