MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

Funny Personalized Message in a Bottle Guy with Head Up His Ass Greeting Card, The Ex Boyfriend or Husband, Gift for breakup or divorce


$14.99

  • Details
    This funny Message in a Bottle features a guy with his head up his ass. The accompanying caption reads, "This explains everything!"

    We can personalize it to say either Message in a Bottle or The Ex. Since we print your personal message, it can be for any occasion - birthday, get well or no occasion at all. It's a card, a gift, a keepsake, and perfect to send to a friend who has broken up with her husband or boyfriend because basically we know it was because for some reason or another he definitely had his head up his ass!

    As was mentioned, it comes with a separate card in which we will print your personal message. Also included is a handwritten To and From gift card.

    Our guy with his head up his ass (that is so fun to say!) measures approximately 4 1/2" inches in height by 1 1/2 inches at its widest point. His depth is approximately 1/8 inch. He is handmade using several layers of cardstock with foam mounting. Our stand up 3D figure rests on a wood stand.
    The plastic bottle measures approximately 7 1/2 inches in height and has a cork top with removable bottom.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.