Holiday Cards, Etc.

Funny 3D Christmas Card, Funny Holiday Card, funny Christmas Gift, funny holiday Keepsake, Funny Christmas ornament, Christmas decoration


  • Details
    Our funny Best Fishes for a Merry Christmas is a card, a gift, an ornament and a keepsake all rolled into one! It's the gift that keeps giving!

    Our little stuffed carp, which measures just under 8" x 3" at its widest point, comes with both a wood stand and a means of hanging. It is wrapped in white butcher paper that reads, "Fresh Carp - 7oz.". The gift that keeps giving!

    You have your choice of the following:
    1. which label you prefer. #1 is fused onto the fabric itself, and #2  are both made from cardstock;
    2. the placement of your bow - either near the fin or on the tail;
    3. your message for our cardstock fish tag.

    Kick your gift up a notch with the addition of a matching muslin bag with 3 ounces of chocolate kisses, a big bell, one of our original one inch buttons (your choice of either "Hello, Santa" or "Be Merry") and a small Christmas ornament.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.