Pull My Finger Message in a Bottle Stand Up All Occasion Card, Custom Birthday Gift, Funny Gag Gift for Coworker, family member, friend

Our stand up All-Occasion personalized Message in a Bottle greeting card features a hand with a pointing finger that says, 'Pull my Finger". A sign above cautions that "Possible noxious fumes may be activated."

The perfect gift for all the farters in your life - brothers, boyfriends, husbands, fathers, coworkers, friends, etc. Of course, farters, this is the perfect gift to give to all your victims as a reminder of your special talent.

It can be personalized if you'd like, and we can include your personal message on a separate card. A To and From gift tag is also included. Indicate your choice of warning symbols on the card that warns about possible noxious fumes: you can have an exclamation sign or a skull and crossbones - or we will print anything you'd like, providing there is room. Just drop us an email!

The bottle in which the stand up card is packaged is plastic and measures approximately 7 1/2" in height. There is a cork top and removable bottom.

Let's begin with the admonishment that you should never, ever pull someone's finger, no matter how tempting. Of course, when on earth would it EVER be tempting? But I digress...

For the uninitiated, "pull my finger" is an age-old joke or prank in which one is asked to pull another's finger for the sole purpose of releasing flatulence from the finger's owner! Whoever farts is generally reduced to hysterics while the victim is generally not even a little amused. Yeah, boy, that's really tempting!

Let's face it. At some time in all of our lives, most of us have an the unpleasant experience of having someone (Let's be real here; it's usually a brother, boyfriend, husband, etc.; we women don't fart) utter the words, "Pull my finger" with the expected consequences.

The good news: With our Message in a Bottle Pull My Finger, now that pleasure can be universal - and pretty funny - minus the most unpleasant part of the experience, the actual fumes!