MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

Pull My Finger Message in a Bottle Stand Up All Occasion Card, Custom Birthday Gift, Funny Gag Gift for Coworker, family member, friend


$14.99

  • Details
    Our stand up All-Occasion personalized Message in a Bottle greeting card features a hand with a pointing finger that says, 'Pull my Finger". A sign above cautions that "Possible noxious fumes may be activated."

    The perfect gift for all the farters in your life - brothers, boyfriends, husbands, fathers, coworkers, friends, etc. Of course, farters, this is the perfect gift to give to all your victims as a reminder of your special talent.

    It can be personalized if you'd like, and we can include your personal message on a separate card. A To and From gift tag is also included. Indicate your choice of warning symbols on the card that warns about possible noxious fumes: you can have an exclamation sign or a skull and crossbones - or we will print anything you'd like, providing there is room. Just drop us an email!

    The bottle in which the stand up card is packaged is plastic and measures approximately 7 1/2" in height. There is a cork top and removable bottom.

    Let's begin with the admonishment that you should never, ever pull someone's finger, no matter how tempting. Of course, when on earth would it EVER be tempting? But I digress...

    For the uninitiated, "pull my finger" is an age-old joke or prank in which one is asked to pull another's finger for the sole purpose of releasing flatulence from the finger's owner! Whoever farts is generally reduced to hysterics while the victim is generally not even a little amused. Yeah, boy, that's really tempting!

    Let's face it. At some time in all of our lives, most of us have an the unpleasant experience of having someone (Let's be real here; it's usually a brother, boyfriend, husband, etc.; we women don't fart) utter the words, "Pull my finger" with the expected consequences.

    The good news: With our Message in a Bottle Pull My Finger, now that pleasure can be universal - and pretty funny - minus the most unpleasant part of the experience, the actual fumes!
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.