UNIQUE CARDS/GIFTS

Funny, Personalized Pet Dinosaur in a Bottle Standup All-occasion Greeting Card, it's a card & a gift! Gag Gift for friend, coworker, family



$16.99

  • Details
    It's a gift and a card! For Birthday or any occasion!

    The low maintenance pet. No fuss, no muss. You can't kill him. He's already extinct!

    Our funny, standup, all occasion greeting card with Pet Dinosaur in a Bottle is customizable! Not only can you pick the color of your pet dinosaur (green, pink or blue), but you can determine whether he has on a hat or not AND what he says in the caption bubble. We have "Mommie", "Daddy" and "Who's your Daddy," but we will print whatever you want, as long as it fits! (Mommie was deliberately spelled in the slang way, but you can also put "Mommy.") We will print your personal message on a separate card. A To and From gift tag is also included.


    The bottle itself is plastic with a cork top. The bottom portion can be removed. It measures approximately 7 1/2". Our dinosaur is made with three layers of cardstock with foam mounting on a wood stand and measures approximately 4" by just less than 2" at its widest point. The caption bubble is attached with wire.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.