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  • Details
    Any mom with a sense of humor will appreciate our funny, handmade stand-up greeting card with the philosophical mom. We even print a mushy personal message on a separate card if you'd like.

    This is the second of two versions. The caption reads, "Self-proclaimed Winner of Mother of the Year Award." The mother's dialogue bubble reads, "Why not?! I never once killed any of my kids!"

    As with all of our stand-up greeting card gifts, our philosophical mother comes packaged in an adorable gable box with shredded tissue and our version of confetti - those color-and-theme-coordinated cardstock cutouts as seen in one of the photographs.

    It's really more of a gift than a card - a virtual party in a box! - particularly when you add other goodies, like bubbles & 3 plus ounces of Hershey kisses.

    Our mom is handmade using two layers of 110lb card stock with foam mounting and a wood stand. She measures approximately 3 1/2" x 2 1/2".
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

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    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


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    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.