MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

Funny, Personalized "Does This Make My Butt Look Big" Stand-Up Card with Bending Lady Message in a Bottle

$14.99

  • Details
    Make friends, family and coworkers laugh with our funny, handmade, personalized, all-occasion "Does this make my butt look big?" stand up card Message in a Bottle.
    Our funny, handmade Message in a Bottle features a 3D lady bending over, peeking up through her legs. It's a unique keepsake that can be personalized with your own caption or any of the following:

    1. Does this make my butt look big?

    2. #Monday

    3. Forward all my calls; I'm in a meeting.

    Our funny, personalized all-occasion "Does this make my butt look big?" 3D lady Message in a Bottle features:

    * your choice of caption - either one of ours or your own;
    * your personal message printed on a separate card;
    * a handwritten To & From Gift Tag
    * our 3D lady, which is handmade using two layers of 110lb cardstock with foam mounting. She measures approximately 4 1/2" x 1 1/2".
    * a plastic bottle, measuring approximately 7 1/2", has a cork top and opens at the bottom.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.