Female Kiss This, Kiss my ass, kiss my butt desk sign, funny all-occasion card, funny gag gift, coworker gift, boyfriend gift, friend gift


  • Details
    Make someone's day with our Female Kiss This Booty/Ass Personalized 3D All-Occasion Card.

    Wish your friends, family members or coworkers any greeting you'd like for any occasion:- Happy Birthday, Get Well, Thank you, Thinking of you, I'm sorry, Congratulations, etc. - or no occasion at all but to make them laugh (Que Pasa? Wassup, etc.). And this definitely will. It's a card, it's a gift, it's a sign or desk ornaments!

    Our Female Kiss This Booty Personalized 3D All-Occasion Card features the following:

    *Our girl comes in two different versions. Both are bending over and sticking out their bootys. One is clad in a pair of jeans, while the other has dropped hers to reveal a bare butt. G-Rated vs. PG.

    *They both send the same message: "Kiss this!" with a set of pouty red lips. The jean-clad girl has a big arrow; while the bare butt has a wire spring that makes it jiggle just a bit.

    *We print your personal message on a separate card.

    *It comes with a handwritten To & From gift tag that is attached to the gable box in which the 3D card is packaged with a little shredded paper and our version of confetti: those color-and-theme-coordinated-cardstock cutouts like arrows, flowers, etc.

    *It is handmade using two layers of 110lb cardstock with foam mounting on a wood stand and measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2 3/4" at the widest point.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.