Personalized Funny Business Woman Message in a Bottle, Office Humor


  • Details
    Make people laugh with our funny business woman Message in a Bottle. The perfect gift and desk ornament for friends, family members, and especially coworkers!

    Our professional, suit-cladded 3D funny business woman Message in a Bottle with wobble head (it's on a little spring) & slightly maniacal (forced) smile says a sarcastic, "I love my job," but yours can say anything you'd like - providing it fits the space!

    Our Funny Business Woman Message in a Bottle has the following features:
    * can be personalized
    * is handmade
    * comes with a separate card printed with your personal message
    * comes with a handwritten To & From black star tag
    * measures approximately .5" x 1 1/2" at its widest point.
    * comes in a plastic bottle that measures approximately 7 1/2", with a cork top and a bottom that can be removed. The figure can stand alone or in the bottle
    *3D figure is made with 2 layers of 110lb card stock & foam mounting; a third layer is for the head, which is attached with a small wire spring
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.