HOLIDAY CARDS/GIFTS

Valentine's Day Balloon Fart Man 3D Greeting Card, funny Pop Up Valentine Card, Unique 3D Valentine, Valentine Gift for girlfriend, friend



$17.99

  • Details
    This guy clearly demonstrates exceptional skills with inflating balloons out of his ass. You know that if it were at all possible, guys all over the planet would be blowing up balloons with their ass - just for the bragging rights. Balloon sales would skyrocket - there'd be balloons everywhere - and helium would be a thing of the past because men would swear by the superior quality of "homemade" balloons. Oh and it would definitely become a competitive sport.

    And guys, this would not qualify as a romantic greeting card to send to your wife or girlfriend.

    We digress. Back to basics: The balloon is raised slightly with a small wire spring and says, what else but "Happy Valentine's Day". Our 3D greeting card Balloon guy measures approximately 4.75"x2.75" at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the guy and his butt and balloon to be proudly displayed for all to witness the glory.

    An additional card is provided, just in case you'd like to add a little bit of a message - which should not exceed 60 characters. Also included is a handwritten To and From tag that is attached to the outside of the box.

    IT'S NOT JUST A CARD, IT'S A GIFT! It's a boxket! All of our Valentine selections include the following goodies: a coupon that we customize for you (search Coupon for suggestions), bubbles (in a tube with a heart-shaped top), a heart-shaped note pad, a small Valentine pin, 3 ounces of Hershey Chocolate kisses, and an assortment of various color-coordinated and Valentine's Day-themed card stock, wood, foam or plastic hearts and other tokens. We'll put as many as space allows.

    We understand that sometimes a Valentine can be platonic, so please let us know if we can include anything with the words "Love" or "XOXO" (hugs & kisses).

    So, we will need the following information from you:
    1. your personal message (not to exceed 60 characters);
    2. names for To and From tag;
    3. coupon offering (for what service or gift can they redeem the coupon?);
    4. whether we can include the word "love" or XOXO.

    Please note: We offer three different Valentine Balloons to add to your gift at a small additional charge:
    #1 Self-Inflating 4" Red Heart Balloons. Perfect to add to your 3D Valentine's Day greeting card. Easy to inflate! Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes 8" plastic stick. $3.50
    #2 Self-Inflating 3 3/4" assorted balloons. Easy to inflate. Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes a gold cord, but no stick. $2.50 We choose design.
    #3 Air-inflated red plastic heart with goofy face. $1.75 We choose which
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.