Valentine's Day Middle Finger Bouquet 3D Stand Up Message in a Bottle, Valentine Card, Valentine gift, funny Valentine, Unique Valentine


  • Details
    There's nothing quite like a 3D middle finger with some hearts to bring home the joy that is Valentine's Day. Your choice of male or female finger.

    An additional card is included where we will print your message - should you have anything you'd like to add to the Message already expressed in the Bottle! Also included is a handwritten To and From tag.

    The 3D heart with middle finger measures approximately 5" x 1 3/4" and is handmade using two layers of 110lb card stock with foam mounting. The plastic bottle with cork top measures approximately 7 1/2" in length and has a bottom that can be removed. A red ribbon and red fabric heart are tied around the neck of the bottle.

    Kindly provide us with the following:
    1. your personal message - if you have one - not to exceed 50 characters; and
    2. the names for the To and From handwritten tag

    Valentine's Day balloons are extra:

    #1 Self-Inflating 4" Red Heart Balloons. Perfect to add to your 3D Valentine's Day greeting card. Easy to inflate! Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes 8" plastic stick.
    #2 Self-Inflating 3 3/4" assorted balloons. Easy to inflate. Simply smash the packet inside the balloon to activate the inflating action. Includes a gold cord, but no stick. We choose design.
    #3. Air-inflated red plastic heart with goofy face. More like a beachball than a balloon.

    We also offer 3 ounces of Hershey Chocolate Kiss (approximately 18 pieces) in a Valentine-themed plastic bag tied with red curling ribbon.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.