Absolutely No Autographs Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt (Small - 3XL)


Shipping to United States: $4.69
  • Details
    It can be so tiresome to be a super star. Absolutely No Autographs is designed to allow you to say "No" to all those endless requests for your autograph. You just have to save your voice for your craft.

    Yeah, right. In your dreams! But while you're waiting for your big break, there's nothing wrong with getting some practice!

    This is bound to elicit a smile. Makes a great gift for the struggling actor, musician or waiter! Actually, anyone with a sense of humor will get a kick out of this - because we all have an inner super star!

    This makes for a great staple t-shirt. It fits pretty much to size, but be careful with washing and drying if you are concerned with shrinkage. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

    Our label - The Last Word Bish - appears on the back of the t-shirt.

    • 100% ringspun cotton
    • 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

    Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-9 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.