MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

3D 2 Finger Salute Greeting Card/Message in a Bottle/novelty gift/3D greeting card/handmade greeting card/funny gift/personalized gift

$14.99

  • Details
    Nope, this is NOT the peace sign.

    Americans have been deprived of this particularly satisfying gesture that has been known to bring much pleasure to the Brits, Australians and New Zealanders. Having a similar connotation to our middle-finger solute (including "Up Yours"), but with an added element of defiance, the gesture is made by raising both the middle and index fingers and - here's the important part - facing the palm toward yourself. (With the Peace sign, the palm faces outward.) The hand may then be moved up and down for added effect.

    Britain's wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill was known to hold up his two fingers, displaying both the front and back of the palm. Some say he didn't know any better; others say Churchill was very much aware of the meaning of both. We say we would really enjoy it if the latter were correct. How great to have a gesture with such ambiguity - at least here in the U.S. - that you can insult your enemy without them even knowing it -and plead ignorance if necessary. "I just wanted to wish you world peace, bro."

    We will print a message for you on a separate card. Also a handwritten To & From card will be attached. Please provide information.

    Our 3d greeting card gift of theTwo-finger solute measures approximately 4 3/4" x 2 1/2" at its widest point. It is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.

    If you'd like to add candy, coupons, self-inflating birthday balloon, bubbles or party poppers, check this out on our website, TheLastWordBish.com.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.