MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE

Fuck the Pandemic Message in a Bottle, Male or Female Middle Finger, gag gift, greeting card, mature and funny greeting cards, keepsake


$14.99

  • Details
    This is the perfect keepsake, greeting card and/or gift for just about any friend, family member or co-worker. They don't have to be sick to appreciate it; they just have to be sick of Covid or the pandemic in general. You get your choice of either a male or female hand flipping the bird and your choice of message, either "COVID" or "The Pandemic". The hand is housed in a plastic bottle that measures 7 1/2 inches. The bottom portion can be removed, as can the cork at the top. It's a great shelf or desk ornament. Yep, it's the gift that keeps giving!

    We print your message on a separate card. This also comes with a handwritten gift tag that will be attached to the bottle.

    Our 3D middle finger solute greeting card gift measures approximately 4 3/4" x 1 3/4 " at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the hand to be proudly displayed anywhere their little heart desires.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.