UNIQUE CARDS/GIFTS

Middle Finger Salute (female hand), Message in a Bottle Flipping the Bird, funny gift, gag gift, gift for friend, ex-boyfriend or husband


$16.99

  • Details
    You remember the 1999 movie Message in a Bottle about a woman who finds a love letter in a bottle and ultimately finds love with the gentleman who wrote it? Yeah, this is nothing like that. The typical Message in a Bottle is tossed into the ocean for a stranger to find. It's romantic, adventurous. This bottle is tossed into the mail for an intended victim 'cuz it's The Last Word Bish! Not romantic or adventurous, but definitely entertaining and even pleasurable - at least for you. Your recipient doesn't even have to open it to see the middle finger salute peeking out from the upper portion of the clear plastic bottle that is incidentally replete with cork. Yeah, cork! He - your victim - has the option of keeping the message housed in the bottle - which measures 7 1/2 inches - or they can remove it by opening the bottom portion. Either way, it's still flipping them off! And, because it's just way too cute to throw away, they're gonna be compelled to hold on to this gift for a long time. Yep, it's the gift that keeps giving!

    Our 3D middle finger solute greeting card gift measures approximately 4 1/2" x 1 1/2 " at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the hand to be proudly displayed anywhere their little heart desires.

    A separate card will be printed with any additional message you may wish to add - as long as it doesn't exceed 60 characters. Also included is a handwritten To and From, tag that will hang from the bottle itself.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Reshipments

    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.