Funny 3D Greeting Card, Gift, Gag Gift, Birthday gift, Dad card, coworker gift, gift for brother


  • Details
    It's a fish, it's a card, it's a gift!! Who wouldn't love our humorous stuffed fish greeting "card" with the words, "Best Fishes!" (as in, "best wishes") written across the body of it? A funny gift that is definitely suitable for any and all occasions - including no occasion at all - AND THERE'S NO FISHY SMELL! Perfect for friends, coworkers, dads, even clients!

    Our little stuffed carp, which measures just under 8" x 3" at its widest point, comes with a wood stand and a string for hanging. Of course, your fish will be wrapped in white butcher paper that reads, Fresh Carp, 7 oz.

    Also included is a card stock fish tag for us to print an additional personal greeting of your choice. Please note that space is limited. Also, let us know if you want the special fish party hat for any occasion other than birthday. We will not include it for occasions outside of birthdays UNLESS you specifically request it.

    We do have birthday balloons available for a small additional fee. One is a self-inflating balloon (#1); the other, is an air inflated balloon (which means you blow it up yourself).

    Here are some suggestions for possible occasions:

    Best Fishes on your new job!

    Best Fishes on your speedy recovery!

    Best Fishes on your birthday!

    Best Fishes on your breakup! (or divorce) (or dumping that asshole!)

    Best Fishes on your promotion!

    Best Fishes on your engagement!

    Best Fishes on getting out of bed!

    Best Fishes with job hunting!

    Best Fishes on your graduation!
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.