Message in a Bottle, Male or Female Mature Middle Finger, greeting card birthday, funny greeting cards, keepsake greeting card, gag gifts


  • Details
    Our stand-up Middle Finger Salute Message in a Bottle is an all-occasion card (or no occasion at all!) that really is the perfect funny, novelty gift for all your buddies, your family members - brothers & sisters - and coworkers. It's perfect for work - even if you have to keep it hidden in your desk!

    Also included is your personal message printed on a separate card and a To & From tag that will be attached to the bottle.

    Our 3D middle finger salute greeting card gift measures approximately 4 3/4" x 1 3/4 " at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the hand to be proudly displayed anywhere their little heart desires. The bottle itself measures 7 1/2". The bottom portion of the bottle can be removed if desired.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    I don't accept returns or exchanges

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions


    Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.

    Wholesale availability

    Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.

    Custom and personalized orders

    Most of our cards, t-shirts and masks are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.

    Return fees

    There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.